Let me tell you about my day. It’s my first night back in San Francisco. I just spent the day unpacking boxes and moving heavy shit up 5 stories. My old Friday nights here were always spent in bed watching Kids In The Hall, so I wanted to do just that again. But I don’t have my dvds with me, and I don’t have a dvd player, so I had to figure out which buses to take to Best Buy to buy one, then Lost Weekend Video to rent the dvds. I’m literally one foot out the door and CRACK I dropped my phone and broke the screen. New plans. Walk down to Radio Shack, get the screen replaced an hopefully buy a dvd player there. $240 later, I did just that. Took a bus to the video store, got Kids In The Hall seasons 3 & 4, Uber ride home because I was too exhausted to walk up hills, and snacks to snuggle in bed with. Go to open the blu ray and there’s no cable to connect the player to the tv. So here I am, alone on a Friday night literally watching my Kids In The Hall dvds. “Welcome back to San Francisco!” - some bitch.