WTF Jorge #respeta! I don’t know if I should tell him he has the wrong number or run with it and become Jorge!

WTF Jorge #respeta! I don’t know if I should tell him he has the wrong number or run with it and become Jorge!

Damn Jorge! #escandalo #wrongnumber

Damn Jorge! #escandalo #wrongnumber

That time Bron, George and I went on a Mexican candy spree.

That time Bron, George and I went on a Mexican candy spree.

So much for trying to look pretty

So much for trying to look pretty

This is my second time watching the movie today 😍 (at Roxie Theatre)

This is my second time watching the movie today 😍 (at Roxie Theatre)

I saw Paul McCartney yesterday (at Candlestick Park)

I saw Paul McCartney yesterday (at Candlestick Park)

We’re at Johnny Talbot’s birthday shindig

We’re at Johnny Talbot’s birthday shindig

Everyone GTFO of my way I’m FINALLY gonna watch A Hard Days Night!  (at Castro Theatre)

Everyone GTFO of my way I’m FINALLY gonna watch A Hard Days Night! (at Castro Theatre)

Let me tell you about my day. It’s my first night back in San Francisco. I just spent the day unpacking boxes and moving heavy shit up 5 stories. My old Friday nights here were always spent in bed watching Kids In The Hall, so I wanted to do just that again. But I don’t have my dvds with me, and I don’t have a dvd player, so I had to figure out which buses to take to Best Buy to buy one, then Lost Weekend Video to rent the dvds. I’m literally one foot out the door and CRACK I dropped my phone and broke the screen. New plans. Walk down to Radio Shack, get the screen replaced an hopefully buy a dvd player there. $240 later, I did just that. Took a bus to the video store, got Kids In The Hall seasons 3 & 4, Uber ride home because I was too exhausted to walk up hills, and snacks to snuggle in bed with. Go to open the blu ray and there’s no cable to connect the player to the tv. So here I am, alone on a Friday night literally watching my Kids In The Hall dvds. “Welcome back to San Francisco!” - some bitch.

Let me tell you about my day. It’s my first night back in San Francisco. I just spent the day unpacking boxes and moving heavy shit up 5 stories. My old Friday nights here were always spent in bed watching Kids In The Hall, so I wanted to do just that again. But I don’t have my dvds with me, and I don’t have a dvd player, so I had to figure out which buses to take to Best Buy to buy one, then Lost Weekend Video to rent the dvds. I’m literally one foot out the door and CRACK I dropped my phone and broke the screen. New plans. Walk down to Radio Shack, get the screen replaced an hopefully buy a dvd player there. $240 later, I did just that. Took a bus to the video store, got Kids In The Hall seasons 3 & 4, Uber ride home because I was too exhausted to walk up hills, and snacks to snuggle in bed with. Go to open the blu ray and there’s no cable to connect the player to the tv. So here I am, alone on a Friday night literally watching my Kids In The Hall dvds. “Welcome back to San Francisco!” - some bitch.

Last night in Houston and I got the pool all to myself!

Last night in Houston and I got the pool all to myself!

Have I told you guys how much I hate being here?

Have I told you guys how much I hate being here?

Do I know anyone in Houston?

I’m here for 2 weeks with nothing to do…

The view from my room is pretty nice. I have a Wells Fargo Bank right outside my window. THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY!

The view from my room is pretty nice. I have a Wells Fargo Bank right outside my window. THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY!

(Source: braintrash83, via luciel0u)

(Source: magic-eye, via pizzzatime)